Saturday, July 25, 2015

Pat Stories in the Street

Joe Strang and I were both stopped at the gas station the other evening and the subject of Pat came up. Joe shared this True Pat Story: He was having lunch in Onslow or Wyoming with a couple of Cascade cronies. As they were about to leave the restaurant, he went up to a table of 4 blue-haired ladies also lunching together and said, "Ladies, I am a Mormon and have 6 wives and I am looking for a seventh. It's a great deal: 6 days off and 1 on!"  Abased looks all around, as Pat exits to catch up with the cronies.

Regrettably that much-missed sense of humor now exists only in the mind's eye.

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